Land Of Death And Angel Grace

I'd like to start with sorry mom. I dont know what my theme is. All pronouns. Free-wheeling bisexual. ENTJ

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spookywangji:

DRUNKJI, MY BELOVED.

mdzsincorrectquotes:

Jiang Cheng: Get up.

Wei Wuxian: I am not sleeping, I am dead. Leave flowers, say something about my perpetual beauty, and leave.

Jiang Cheng: *kicks WWX out of the bed*

mdzsincorrectquotes:

Jiang Cheng: I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Nie Huaisang: Oh, just say “I’m sorry for your loss” then move on.

Jiang Cheng: *sighs and approaches Qin Su*

Jiang Cheng: I’m sorry for your loss.

Qin Su: (tearfully) Thank you.

Jiang Cheng: Move on.

Qin Su:

Jiang Cheng: *walks away*

mdzsincorrectquotes:

Wei Wuxian: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, ‘Are we about to kiss?’

Wei Wuxian: Doesn’t work for getting out of smuggling alcohol into the Cloud Recesses, though. That just makes Lan Zhan angrier…

rockwithaciggie:

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Questionable influence

zybnie:

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kerryrenaissance:

astrodidact:

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Public transit that takes you all over the city, not just to work or shop.

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cupiscent:

systlin:

systlin:

Had a doc appt (just my yearly checkup) a couple days ago and I asked her about checking to see if my measles vaccine from when I was a kid was still good, since I’d heard it could lose effectiveness over time. She nodded and had a lab done and turned out I was NOT still immune to measles, so got my booster today.

Get your vaccines, folks!

“I have a question about a vaccine,” I say, and the look of ‘god fuckin dammnit not again’ that flashed across this poor doctor’s face, followed by abject relief when I said “I’ve heard that the measles vaccine can lose effectiveness over time and I’d like to make sure mine is still good.” says everything really. 

“Oh thank god,” she literally said. “Yes of course. That’s true, and we can do a blood test and see. If you don’t still have antibodies we can get you a booster scheduled.” 

“That question goes poorly a lot, doesn’t it,” I say. 

“You have no idea.”

Boosting this (lol, pun unintended but allowed to stand with pride) and adding: measles often needs updating in adulthood, they’ll usually throw in a rubella update with it; chickenpox might also need updating, mine did; and get your whooping cough updated, especially if you spend time around pregnant folk or small babies. (I say this from an Australian perspective.)

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762nukem:

elementaldeityoffood:

kortzite:

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*touches ground* Something horrible happened here.

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petitprincess1:

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Just realized that Angel Dust is a Spider Demon with a pet pig… Charlotte’s Web reference?

eeveeintheroses:

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hazbin-hotel-screencaps:

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climbdraws:
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“Fluffy boy is 2 got damn big 2 fit in his box ):
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the fluffy boy himself
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we are in the process of moving and he has decided that he must sit in every single box before allowing us to use it
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climbdraws:

climbdraws:

climbdraws:

Fluffy boy is 2 got damn big 2 fit in his box ): 

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the fluffy boy himself

we are in the process of moving and he has decided that he must sit in every single box before allowing us to use it

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thehanarbride:
“ thisragingpeace:
“ cassiel-the-loyal:
“ rpgmaker:
“ thatbatterisaspy:
“ hairandbeardkommando:
“ punks not dead
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Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
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punks almost dead
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That is not a Heosemys Spinosa,its a Graptemys...

thehanarbride:

thisragingpeace:

cassiel-the-loyal:

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

That is not a Heosemys Spinosa,its a Graptemys nigrinoda.

they are in the low risk list, therefore, not endangered.

Punks not as almost dead as we thought.

Living dinosaurs are punk as hell

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moomindeco:

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Bijouterie Georges Fouquet

Alphonse Mucha